Penniless and tired with your hair grown long

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20)

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:10:16 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20):

iamthesleepyhead: farmanimalsrock: heckyeahnerdymen: ohsara: ...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:26:34 -0500

farmanimalsrock:

heckyeahnerdymen:

ohsara:

juliavickerman:

The ever-charming John Daley, Samm Levine and Martin Starr do the “Peanut Butter Stomp” at Yo Gabba Gabba Live

OMG they are so fucking cute. eeeeeeeeeeeep

Amazingly nerdy in every way.

hyperventilating a little

I really enjoy Yes, Man (especially this scene) haters to the...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:03:57 -0500

I really enjoy Yes, Man (especially this scene)

haters to the left

iamthesleepyhead: obvs holy shit hahahahaha

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:55:04 -0500

iamthesleepyhead:

obvs

holy shit hahahahaha

"The gang is wanted in 8 other states and we have a little saying around here: Let Michigan handle..."

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:49:15 -0500

“The gang is wanted in 8 other states and we have a little saying around here: Let Michigan handle it.”

- Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons

"PUT ON YOUR BATHROBE FOR EIGHT DAYS STRAIGHT!

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:44:00 -0500

Okay, depression, I know I haven’t done this in a while. Feel better? WATCH THE PRINCESS BRIDE ELEVEN TIMES IN A ROW. Ok, I’ll watch The Princess Bride eleven times in a row… Oh depression, this is the best day you’ve ever had.”

hurmmmmmmmm gonna go listen to the smiths I hate my whole life

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:49:34 -0500

cool story bro

Favorite ever.

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:27:08 -0500

Favorite ever.

burgermeister: amorningofsleep: (via jesusislove) no you...

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:20:11 -0500

burgermeister:

amorningofsleep:

(via jesusislove)

no you don’t even understand my brother went to the Creationist Museum in Kentucky and there was a dinosaur statue with a saddle on its back for real

iamthesleepyhead:1:2:3:4:5:(via...

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:03:54 -0500

iamthesleepyhead:1:2:3:4:5:(via serpentsbeneaththeirhoods)

Is it bad I really want a pair of cowboy boots so I can write Andy on the bottom?

Don’t answer that.

fuckyeahbillhader: thatskablamo: Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just...

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:01:08 -0500

fuckyeahbillhader:

thatskablamo:

Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.
Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I’m gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you’ve got a mountain for a face.
Rod Kimble: I’m guessing that’s the drugs, Dave.
Dave: Yeah, but it’s also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.
Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it’s my mom’s.
Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.
Rod Kimble: I didn’t see anything.

My sister and I quote this scene daily.

Stereotyping people by their favorite bands

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:56:00 -0500

Stereotyping people by their favorite bands:

iamthesleepyhead:

Vampire Weekend
Bros who try to make out with girls at concerts by relating to them via old Nickelodeon shows. “Remember Pete & Pete??”

hahahah this is the best

Death Cab for Cutie
Girls who quote lyrics as their Facebook status.

SUCKS TO YOUR ASSMAR, I ONLY USE POSTAL SERVICE LYRICS

(Arcade Fire
Frequent transcendental experience havers.

MORE LIKE FREQUENT EXISTENTIAL CRISIS HAVERS)

the last hour

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:45:25 -0500

driving on snowy roads to pick up my drunk brother from his work party (my old place of work. I was forced to mingle with my very drunk ex coworkers). then to mcdonalds which was out of apple pies and mcflurries so I settled for some rubbery hotcakes.

I at least had a good conversation with my brother (good conversation with a drunk. surprising I know)

weird night

Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd One of my favorites forever....

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:11:39 -0500

Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

One of my favorites forever. ALSO HI GOOD MORNING I just spent the last hour and a half watching It’s Always Sunny

Love

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:04:37 -0500

buttsbutts:

It’s when you have to pull yourself away from her at 2 in the morning because you can’t wait to wake up and see her again. It’s when you tell the world about her every day and silently wonder why it doesn’t care as much as you do. It’s when you read her wise words and feel safe knowing you can trust them. Love is what is left after taking everything wrong and impure away.

May my love for you never fade, Science.

faaaaaaag

How do you fit 100 Jews into a car?

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:57:08 -0500

letsgetsmall:

seanshazam:

curiositykilledthecatt:

seanshazam:

curiositykilledthecatt:

seanshazam:

Two in the front, Three in the back. The rest in the ash tray. :D

That’s sick.
Why the fuck would you ever joke about this?

T’was a joke :[

That’s why I asked why you would joke about this.
Its’ sick. It’s vile. It’s not funny.

I’m Jewish myself, so it’s not like I’m biased against Jews. (Cause then I’d be racist to my whole family)

Hahahhaa are people seriously getting mad about this. XD

I thought it was funny. JEW HIGH FIVE, BRO.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SERIOUSLY PEOPLE

uhh WHAT DO WASPS DO WHEN THEY GROW UP

DIE OF ALCOHOLISM OR MAYBE COMFORTABLY IN THEIR SECOND HOME

see making fun of your background is fun

I made you a painting, I call the painting "Celebration". It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:43:00 -0500

I made you a painting, I call the painting "Celebration". It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER is like my favorite person.

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:41:54 -0500

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER is like my favorite person.

(via gracefullyunnamed) :)

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:54:41 -0500

(via gracefullyunnamed)

fuckyeahgreendale: If I stay, there can be no party. I must be...

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:27:18 -0500

fuckyeahgreendale:

If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Wherever there are masks, wherever there’s tomfoolery and joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not, because I’m out in the night, and I’m staying vigilant. Watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No, I can’t sleep. You sleep. I’m awake, I don’t sleep, I don’t blink. Am I a bird? No, I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman. Happy Halloween.